i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
My dad: So i want to see Star Trek
My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it
My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
(Source: abadeerzs, via bondoge)
Found in the choir room at school. Yet another reason why Schneider is the man
This is incredible
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
(Source: bro-tatoes, via prospitdreamervriska)
i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
oh god here we go
uh oh a feminist was trying to make a joke sixteen-year-old boy to the fucking rescue
when tomblor get all up in arms about a fukcin text ospt about a dad com home and makin hte spagheti
pick up line: youre cooler than ice haha please date me
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr
Friendly reminder that Castiel has seen Dean, his soul, in Hell like this
and saw its beauty, its hope, and deemed it worth dying for.
why would you even want to hack my facebook i haven’t made a status in like 2months and there’s nothing really on there……….
the fucking japanese trying to infiltrate england via my facebook account
Well, I’m certainly not tempting THAT fate.
came up on my dash, so i have to reblog it even if it’s mine
I tried to scroll past but…what if…
honestly … I was too afraid for not reblog …
The things I reblog for Tom Hiddleston…
I chance nothing