Derpettr

Jun 18

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

My dad: So i want to see Star Trek

My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it

My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes

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(Source: abadeerzs, via bondoge)

whyamiamusicmajor:

mariodelmonaco:

life-in-the-flatts-lane:

Found in the choir room at school. Yet another reason why Schneider is the man

A+

This is incredible

(via dun-dudududun-dooweeooo)

meggitthemaggot:

piledriverswaltz:

why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

(Source: bro-tatoes, via prospitdreamervriska)

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

(via maxterbate)

eostara:

lalondes:

bondoge:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

oh god here we go

uh oh a feminist was trying to make a joke sixteen-year-old boy to the fucking rescue

when tomblor get all up in arms about a fukcin text ospt about a dad com home and makin hte spagheti

(via prospitdreamervriska)

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punkbread:

pick up line: youre cooler than ice haha please date me

(via maxterbate)

runsleepygirl:

closer-each-day:

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

(via samwinchesterskillerdick)

ssjdebusk:

asgardian-angels:

Friendly reminder that Castiel has seen Dean, his soul, in Hell like this

and saw its beauty, its hope, and deemed it worth dying for.

(via samwinchesterskillerdick)

mtathew:

mtathew:

why would you even want to hack my facebook i haven’t made a status in like 2months and there’s nothing really on there……….

the fucking japanese trying to infiltrate england via my facebook account

(via alongcameatom)

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If you don’t reblog this you’ll never meet Tom Hiddleston

liefullyloki:

trickster-god:

sweetmotherofsleipnir:

petite-peste:

thehiddleslife:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

resakaye:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Well, I’m certainly not tempting THAT fate.

came up on my dash, so i have to reblog it even if it’s mine

I tried to scroll past but…what if…

honestly … I was too afraid for not reblog …

The things I reblog for Tom Hiddleston…

I chance nothing

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