Derpettr

Jun 19

Anonymous asked: Ik wil mezelf wikkelen in uw bloederige ingewanden.

Wees mijn gast

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eredar: scottcuntsick: isn’t this like incest who cares

eredar:

scottcuntsick:

isn’t this like incest

who cares

(Source: iamthedrunksnail, via thatswhatpeoplefondue)

kioskstuck:

when u john com hom and make dave drop hte selfies

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zillyh00:

littlesproutling:

tomatostaches-turtlebabies:

geroniimo:

WE DID IT GUYS
IT ONLY TOOK 8214 PAGES
BUT JOHN AND DAVE HAVE FINALLY MET
REJOICE

EVERYONE HAS LITERALLY WAITED YEARS. EVEN THE CHARACTERS HAVE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS. JFC.

NO, BUT, GUYS, JOHN KEEPS APPEARING AND DISAPPEARING ALL OVER THE PLACE

WHAT IF HE DISAPPEARS BEFORE DAVE CAN EVEN TURN AROUND AND SEE HIM

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(via meenah-call-me-fishmael-peixes)

You can tell how good an actor is by how different they are to their character’s personality wise in real life

apinchofsanity:

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(via thatswhatpeoplefondue)

mikerickson: i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

(via blackromney)

wiki-no:

arrives at location

checks for unprotected wifi

(Source: mememaster, via dukedanieldantethe2nd)

Jun 18

dave-motherfucking-strider:

puddicchi:

showmethegoat:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

timid-crescendo:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

Has anyone thought about the fact that

DAD only has a nose

MOM only has a mouth

and BRO only has eyes

together they make a whole face

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too hot to handle

If this is going to become i thing i think im going to cry

God fucking damn it guys, it’s only noon!

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who the fuck brought this back

(via meenah-call-me-fishmael-peixes)

hokeyfright: GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!! i recently hit a nice follower milestone and had an amazon gift card that i hadn’t used so i thought it would be nice to have a giveaway! just reblog this post and i’ll go through all the notes and pick the winner of a brand new NINTENDO 3DS box. it’s brand new and in great shape and i’ve only opened it once so that i could play the 3DS. good luck and have fun!!! rules MUST not be following me likes and reblogs count i’ll pick a winner at midnight january 1st 2014 and any reblogs after that won’t count have fun :^) 

hokeyfright:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!

i recently hit a nice follower milestone and had an amazon gift card that i hadn’t used so i thought it would be nice to have a giveaway! just reblog this post and i’ll go through all the notes and pick the winner of a brand new NINTENDO 3DS box. it’s brand new and in great shape and i’ve only opened it once so that i could play the 3DS. good luck and have fun!!!

rules

  1. MUST not be following me
  2. likes and reblogs count
  3. i’ll pick a winner at midnight january 1st 2014 and any reblogs after that won’t count
  4. have fun :^) 

(via bondoge)

(Source: onesteppcloser, via maxterbate)

(Source: onesteppcloser, via maxterbate)

221b-bag-end:

loungezombie:

i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”

“whY DID I GET A SUDDEN INCREASE IN PRAYERS IN 2009”

(via dun-dudududun-dooweeooo)

fasterfood:

“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??” the hyped-up rock singer shouts at the wild crowd. suddenly everyone goes silent. one lone soul from near the back shouts back “no, we arent.” everyone else murmurs in agreement. the concert is over.

(via prospitdreamervriska)

gingermilkytea:

devildoll:

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

and like six hundred fictional characters

And famous people.

(via superwholockgiraffe)