smilestootybooty: turntechgodisc: turntechgodisc: you ever assume that when hussie makes a design or outfit for a character hes just staring back at the fandom and saying “yeah just TRY and cosplay that fuckers”
10 yr old me: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
current me: spills cereal on self
cokeflow: A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
rabioheab: ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants “sir that is a 2 month old baby”
merriamwebsterdictionary: reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿) the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿) sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/ snow is pretty (´･ω･`) no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) everything is dead just the way i...
yologna: im always sad and horny hmu if ur into that
ghostgif: take my virginity and frame it
cookiesituation: foreveralone-lyguy: If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: angelsofthelord: mishawinsexster: this is my favorite face dean winchester has ever made what makes it even better is the fact that he made this face because he just killed a little naked fairy with nipples in a microwave if you don’t watch supernatural that entire thing is a reason you should start
bigasseyesfullawonder: things my grandchildren are going to hear me say yo lil nigga chicken nugger swiggity swag what’s in the bag bitch i might be holla holla get dolla swaggy bip bop bam i don’t give a damn ding dong that is wrong things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say yo lil nigga chicken nugger swiggity swag what’s in the bag bitch i might be holla holla get...
transhumanisticpanspermia: rnackenzie: how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature “hello, it is time for you to become adult. sign here.” *profuse sweating*
westbor0baptistchurch: A yugioh card that describes me blogging
rneerkat: rneerkat: how do u address the meme king u madjesty
purgatorydean: to-that-away: purgatorydean: wait guys but what if the Doctor’s real name was just Sweetie this entire time possibly but i dont think the longest running tv show would have the male main characters name as a girly word
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
musermatt: laugh-addict: when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with when someone tells you incorrect information about something you’re obsessed with
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
linpatootie: veiledsentiments: The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever. to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’ so you know
lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the fuck up
So we were in the publix parking lot and there was this lady walking slowly in front of a spot we were trying to park in and my dad spun the tires because hes an asshole and i’m like “dad cmon thats not even 5 points” and he just chuckled darkly.
pokec0re: my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first
How did Tumblr miss this joke?
xxmissmagentaxx: violet-grubs: …………………….OH MY GOD
circumcising: circumcising: sexual orientation: sunburnt ice cream man
Phrases to kill shippers
Destiel: I need you
Fred/Wesley: Wesley, why can't I stay?
Cangel: You're welcome
Spuffy: You treat me like a man, and thats...
Twillow: Your shirt...
Wash/Zoe: Wash, baby, come on, we gotta go
Billy/Penny: Captain Hammer will save us
Delena: I'm not sorry
Ten/Rose: Rose Tyler, I....
Eleven/Clara: My Clara
Eleven/River: Goodbye, Sweetie
Eleven/Amy: Raggedy Man, goodbye
Amy/Rory: Together or not at all
Johnlock: He's my friend, let me through
Merthur: Thank you
Shules: Ever since I met you, I've been thinking about getting a car
LoVe: No one writes a song about the ones that come easy
Meponine: A little fall of rain can hardly hurt me now
Augustus/Hazel: You can light these. I dont mind.
sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER...
leonardsmccoy: she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
ameliaschoice: it must be really annoying to have to share your children with another person, like no i want this one go away.