hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

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busket:

WE’LL HAVE YOU WASHED AND DRIED PRIMPED AND POLISHED TILL YOU GLOW WITH PRIDE, JUST MY RECIPE FOR INSTANT BRIDE YOU’LL BRING HONOR TO US ALL

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you-aremysunshine:

if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness 

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roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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dinosaureverything:

"stop doing that"

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  • Seventh grade me:oh my god I hope nobody can tell I'm gay please no
  • Present me:WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU REALIZE I'M GAY DO I NEED TO PAINT MYSELF RAINBOW
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