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Finally got my drivers license!!!

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  • #personal #excited #drivers license
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neilcfreak:

the main character’s an asexual homoromantic superhero and has a sexy cop and bisexual magical girl for sidekicks why isn’t tumblr going fucking nuts?!

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friendlyfisting:

after the bottom leaves

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scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

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youcanlevitateme:

it doesn’t matter if you’re fat or skinny because bodies are just fleshy vessels carrying our mortal souls to eventual destruction

so eat that fucking cheesecake

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sswincestiel:

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superbooked:

i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books

My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books

a book nightclub.

read responsibly.

Someone make this happen pls.

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hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

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theload:

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archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

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