omG I’M WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HOW DOLPHINS ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS AND THAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY COMMUNICATING WITH US BUT WE’RE TOO STUPID TO KNOW AND THE OPENING IS A MUSICAL BY DOLPHINS SINGING SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH WHAT THE FUCK???c ?? ????!??cc?
I’ve just been informed that this is actually Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
(via lordoftheassbutts)
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
(via sircuddlebuns)
most people, including misha, believe that castiel would be a bad cook but is everyone forgetting that cas baked bread and slaughtered a pig just to make ham sandwiches for sam and dean in season 7
and then he did the washing up
castiel is already domesticated… somewhat
iwasgonnatellagayjokebuttfuckit:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
never gets old
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
I don’t know why this post is suddenly back, but if it hits 100k I’m buying myself a milkshake.
Go get that milkshake you deserve it.
that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
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if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote
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